Tuesday, March 3, 2009

BOW CHIKA WAOW WAOOW!

so there is this girl
and her name is REBECCA
but personally, I prefer Rabbeca, JUST BECAUSE.
if you REALLY look at it, we do a lot of facking art together.
1. ART CAMP
poor counselor, he'll never have children thanks to us :]
2.ART CLASS
oh
em
eff
gee
how do I even describe art class ?!
with coomber
coomby
the coombinator
coomberwoombershamalamadingdong.
who is jealous of our love.
HOW DO I EVEN DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR REBECCA YOU ASK?!
that's just it, I can't.
the only way i could describe it is with various animal noises and pelvic thrusts.
if I worked at the local super market, and had to stack her on a shelf,
I would put her in isle four, with the hot tamales!
and the bak-of huur head is REDIKALUS !
i would know, i stare at it everyday in art.
the way your hair cascades over the paint stains on the back of your uniform sweater.
do you like mike-n-ikes?
Im not sure, but i know you like mini eggs .. that woman will never walk properly again.
on day, we will get re-married in the Bahamas, on a mountain. wearing Hawaiian shirts instead of wedding dresses.
then we'll become obese from all the cookie dough, and have to phone up jenny craig, that litte son of a .. SPEAKING OF BARRACUDAS ! oh wait! no we wernt. DE JA VOUS! oh no. did I just speak FRENCH. not that we learned any because our teacher was busy grooming her cat on the way to the matrix. OH SNAP.
so huzzah for good times, and hopefully next time i sleep over at your house, I wont get a fat lip from doing the running man dance move and falling on my face.
sionara senorita ;D

Monday, March 2, 2009

gee, why hello there

hello world,
hello fellow people who probably should be doing their algebra homework right now, but decided that MEH, what fun is that ?
so today is every ones dreaded day of the week, Monday.
the weekends over and we all have school/jobs/responsibilities to attend to
suuucks don't it ?
but we should give Monday a break .. its actually one of my favorite days.
over the weekend, I kind of miss the 'being surrounded by people, and always having something to do' (even if that something isn't what we are supposed to be doing..) factor.
but this weekend was pretty damn good.
cause it was my birfday weekend, and it was spent with my favorite people whom I love with a burning fiery passion.
it was a very glow-in-the-dark weekend,
everything from mini golfing to bowling, no matter where we went, it seemed to glow.
so, now that I'm 15, 
I. CANT. WAIT. TO. DRIVE!
ohemgee, tiz quite exciting.
SO, you will be jealous of my main gift!
it is *drum roll!*
two tickets to WARPED TOUR IN TORONTO
sooo, life = complete.
see you there?